She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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