so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Are we still banned from the library?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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