she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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