STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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