I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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