Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Sext me about skeletons
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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