my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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