I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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