LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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