so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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