I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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