Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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