I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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