I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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