I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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