i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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