I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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