is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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