Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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