I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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