R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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