if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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