is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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