This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Fuck appropriateness.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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