do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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