normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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