She is in my trunk
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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