Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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