have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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