I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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