Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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