But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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