It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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