yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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