Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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