When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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