I'm sorry my penis didn't work
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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