I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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