i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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