He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Too much gin, very little bucket
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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