come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You smell like stripper and shame
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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