i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
We're too hungover to prance.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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