I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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