i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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