OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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