I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Randomize