it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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