): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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