covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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