I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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