Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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