school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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