Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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