Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i would punch a child for taco bell
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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